sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
you mean almost always
Meryl Streep & Emma Thompson about working with Stephen Sondheim
How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
- doesn’t see anything wrong with The Big Bang Theory
- "What do you mean there’s more than one Robin?"
- thinks Jubilee is annoying
- "What do you mean there’s more than one Green Lantern?"
- thinks Batgirl and Catwoman should fight over Batman
- "What do you mean there’s more than one Flash?"
- wears Superman shield all the time, doesn’t like Superman
- "What do you mean there’s more than one Batgirl?"
- thinks the Joker is the best, most interesting villain ever
- "What do you mean there’s more than one Batman?"
MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
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